Ctrl alt del. The whole world pauses.
I stare into blank space and time just freezes.
Well, my time at least. the numbers in the bottom
Right hand corner are still jumping. But I froze.
It was so awkward. He was just standing in front
Of me in my apartment, after watering my plants in my garden,
And I had just woke up from my power nap.
He was so close to me. Blue eyes, sharp nose, jet black hair.
I know man was created before women but I have this gut feeling
That he was modeled after me. I see the dirt on him.
He needs a shower. And I, needed to pee.
I see him staring at me too. He was either too captivated by my sexy outfit
Or was paused that way.
Play. I could finally feel my limbs again.
But I had hardly any control over it as I throw myself
Upon his filthy body again and again and again
Until my relationship status leveled up. That was when I realized
We were a couple. I then put on my happy face as I went out to pat my dog
And he went to the bathroom for a good wash.
