Singapore

Singapore
A little dot on the map
Where on humid days
You would really need a cap

It is funny to think
Even as small as it is
To accomplish great tasks
Given to it

It just seems
So ecstatic to me
Singapore, my country
How major it can be

The merlion there
Standing proud and tall
A symbol of our country
Lion city, that’s what we call

Singapore, my land
My home, my country
You know I love you
And I know, you love me

Dumped

You won’t know till you felt it
The complexity of a guy’s mind
I just do not understand
The existence of the human kind

Where emotions of anger live
Happiness and sad too
Love and jealousy and heartaches
Boo hoo hoo

Tangled, twisted and cramped
In our head is the brain
Which in biology class
We learn it’s what keeps us sane

I have been taught from young
That our eyes show us what we want to see
But now that I want to see your thoughts
My eyes start betraying me

You said you wanted me
A thousand, millions of times
You wanted to be my boyfriend
I know now that it were all lies

Cause when I said yes to you
You told me you had a change of heart
You no longer had feelings for me
And thus you want to part

My heart is shredded
Torn, stabbed and killed
It was cut, sliced and disfigured
Beaten, pureed and grilled

I have come thus far
Though having lost my bearings
It really just show that
Without you I’m a bird still happily singing

Mathematics Stink

Mathematics, you stink,
You ought to be washed in the sink!
You shouldn’t be made,
Yes that’s what I said,
You’re no better off to be ice-lemonade!

Mathematics, you stink,
Without you my cash register still ‘ching’!
You think you’re a dove,
One that is loved,
Well, you’re not when you’re on my turf!

Mathematics, you stink,
You are a stupid Viking!
With a crazy huge hat,
And your belly so damn fat,
Just nice for my little cat to scratch!

Mathematics, you stink,
You ought to disappear with a blink!
I want to kick you in the ass,
Turn you into gas,
I just don’t know why people say you’re the best!